30.11

The campus is covered with snow. Everything is whiter, seems brighter. Only the chimney remains untouched.

29.11

In every woman there's a princess indeed. She doesn't live in a tower, though. She lives on a hill with her three maids who serve her while growing up.
Her hill is surrounded by lake, but she's perfectly well-supplied with food. Everything is designed to provide the precious princess with as much comfort and safety as possible. The three maids work their hands to the bones to get rid of everything that possibly may not be wanted. The lake serves as a big cushion or a jet engine should her majesty need transportation.
Our princess lives in a land called Ovary. She's real. Commonly known as an ovum. And she's not that unique. Every woman is born with 50 000 of them.
Now, think of the monthly pleasures. Don't you think, that it is a princess? A very fussy one, duh.

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26.11

Med school if so full of surprises.
Veins tend to vanish mysteriously.
History of medicine consists only of ancient ages.
You draw parasites and they're leveled with Pokemons.
Chemistry is the best sedative.
And your assistant from anatomy disappears somehow before Xmas, just when you all had plans to finally pass all the material. <just peachy>

Now I'm waiting for my piece of rare pork. A heart, of course. :P

16.11

I'm literally snowed under books, atlases, notes, scripts, etc. But finally got access to the net. So now I can keep up with the outer world. And hear/read all the news from this strange, non-medical world. I'm too engrossed in all that medical drama. Ugh, I cannot even think up a proper post. But only couple of days of strict studying left, and then the fun part will begin... :D OK, sort of. But it'll. ;)

3.11

Back to the dorm. Tired of living constantly on bags.

History of medicine:
1. Physicians in Egypt were paid in kind.
2. In Egypt one doctor specialized in one organ only. Just imagine the queues. Poland represents nothing in comparison.
3. Hypocrates didn't write his oath. Imhotep did it. Plagiarism!
4. First scale of medical charges was introduced by Hammurabi. Malpractice was fined by cutting off bith hands.
5. If your new slave turn out to have leprocy or epilepsy, you could return him. Half a year warranty.